Life's A Beach, Until You're On One

"Hey!  I found the party streamer dispenser in the Mystery Room!"

I was walking along a beach and I saw two sets of footprints in the sand . . .

Nice try, folks.  I've BEEN to the Caribbean and this is not what I saw.  Ohhh, inflatable eyes, lemme taste!
The beautiful waters of Lake Jackson beaconed on a hot July Sunday.

After months of just laying around, I've decided to sit up.
I'm not sure why I'm not SITTING UP in that cozy chair behind me. . .

Sitting up allows me to work much harder at my block game.  
I am mostly into the deconstructionist movement of architecture.

Formal wear for dinner always at Chez Manch.  I can't believe I dressed up for beets.  I was sure it was apricot night.

Now where did you say that banana-flavored puff went?  I swear I popped that one RIGHT in the ole hatch.