Thursday, January 19, 2012

Back out from The Internet Blackout

Well, busy few days.  Thought I'd be good to align my self with the online SOPA protests and "blackout" my site.  I've been working on my abs, banging out leg lifts.  Who came up with the idea of sewing sleeves into my T-shirts.  Brilliant look.

Then we did some "tummy time" which is something I think I really like after leaving my umbilical stump behind two days ago.  This is an activity that involves laying down with my head on this soft blanket.  Dad seems to really excel in this activity.

So I hired a verbal coach and we spent some time working on the words "hat" and "hand".  This particular segment of the lesson was not very helpful to me.

Dad rushed home from somewhere outside of the house were he was wearing his pajamas.  Firstly, I hope Mom knows where else he sleeps, and also I wonder if he was woken up in an untimely manner because he looked exhausted.

After trying, unsuccessfully, to keep Dad up, Mom and I hit up Fort Morgan High School for "strollerobics".  Another activity were I am essentially laying down and get pushed in fun circles in my Bob stroller.  Our photog got lost and went to the middle school, so this was the best shot.

Day 12 and still no social security number.  I am missing a Bull market, but I tuned up my watch list.  I'm going to put the $8.47 in my change jar in as soon as I can.  Why have that kind of coin on the sideline given my time horizon.  

Early wake up this morning, had to put on the monkey suit again and hit the road after a gulp.

Met a lady named Tandi Keen who was not a fan of me wearing clothes. . . or diapers.  You know where this is going.  This shot was me in a bucket of blankets.  Mom seemed really pleased and it was WARM on set!

A tasteful nude is never a bad idea when your agent is trying to book you work.  Here's a twist: I look good ON black!  Notice the "second shooter" in the mirror at the end of the hall.


In the interest of getting me to sleep my roommates let me watch the Republican Debate from Charleston, SC.  Turns out I really learned a lot.  If I'm going to turn $8.47 into 4 years of tuition I'm going to need some capital gains tax relief. My favorite was Ron Paul because he is an obstetrician, and I like obstetricians!



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